Rafi, Retro Racer
{3}{R}Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Pilot
When Rafi enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, there's mana burn and combat damage uses the stack for the rest of the game. (If you don't know what that means, ask somebody over 30.) {R}, Sacrifice Rafi: Each player adds {R}{R}{R}.